Emofed
its when you’ve been fed so much emo sh-t that you become emo yourself, thus, being emofed
guy 1: don’t lose yourself caring about someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
guy 2: oh, that’s deep, man.
guy 3: -sighs- you guys are so emofed
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