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a brain disease that causes the person affected by it to act like an emo or a goth. it is highly contagious and can be spread through any of the following methods:
s-x,
breathing,
sneezing or coughing,
licking,
spitting,
farting,
burping,
or sh-tting on a persons face.

symptoms of emogitis:

emogitis symptoms:

stage1: you begin stabbing and cutting yourself, aswell as others. this may also be defined as slitting your wrists to relieve the pain. which is the most dipsh-t r-t-rded thing ever because by cutting yourself you make yourself feel more pain you utter dumb-ss. if this is you, then your an -ss and jesus hates you.

stage2: you begin listening to cr-ppy emo bands like evanessence. anyone not under the influence of emogitis will realize that all her songs sound the same, like cr-p. .

stage3: you start wearing all black clothing and eyeliner with painted nails like a f-ggy man-girl. this is by far the most common stage. for women, its the exact opposite almost. they will start dressing all blac in dyk- clothing and are usually fat-ss hippos who tiny invader zim t-shirts cannot contain the mounds of blubber bursting from within.

stage4:you begin writing cr-ppy sh-tty emo poetry that when read sounds like youve been smoking pot in the cemetary after attending an mcr concert. which is usually what alot of mcr fans do, because its the only way to make mcrs music make any sense. when the cops find your naked -ss p-ssed out from humping a tombstone you thought was amy lee, be sure to shout: “im not okay! (i promise)”

stage5: you and your friends look like a bunch of trans-xual kiss fanatics. nuff’ said about this.

stage6: you think “good charlotte” makes good music. which they don’t, douchebag.

stage7: slumming

stage8: having s-x with dead deer/and or dead horses. you sick b-st-rd.

danger: emogitis affects millions.

cures:

cure1: you must find a dead cow and hump it for 50 hours straight while listening to benny hill music, prefferably the song “yakety sax”.

cure2: a direct hit to the t-st-cl-s, b-lls, gonads, family jewels, nuts, twins, sack, jew gold, n-ts-ck, moneybags, teabag or whatever the h-ll you prefer to call them. a swift kick to the b-lls cures everything. however if its a woman than there only hope is to go back to cure # 1.
emogitis victim:
hi my name is bob and im cutting my wrists.

sam: hi my name is sam and im kicking bob in his b-lls.

emogitis victim(bob): wow that hurts like a b-tch, thank god im cured.

emogits victim#2(amy):
hi my name is amy and i have emogitis but no b-lls, what should i do?

sam: hump a dead cow for 50 hours wile listening to benny hill music.

emogitis victim#2(amy):
im humping a dead cow now, only 50 hours left to go.