a person’s vocabulary of emojis
“dude that guy uses the dankest emojis man”
“duh!? have you seen his emojicabulary?”
when you f-ck somebody so hard their moans sound like screams of war tom: did you warf-ck your dog today i heard him from across the hall. mark:yeah i did but don’t tell my cat.
the feeling one gets when a person named brad causes you to feel agitated. brad took forever to pick me up. i’m so f-cking bradgitated right now.
- swordfish d*ld*
the physical embodiment of being f-cked in the -ss by something so hard, it makes your r-ct-m bleed. “f-cking h-ll gary, thanks to your little escapade, we now have gotten the swordfish d-ld- from corporate. good job.”
- mom's private stash
breast milk. baby’s trying to get a squirt of mom’s private stash.
- boca steamer
a variation of the cleveland steamer better suited for rich sn-bby boca b-tches where you defecate into a designer handbag (i.e. louis vuitton or chanel) and place the sh-t filled handbag onto the b-tches chest. i met this spoiled b-tch at the town center mall and she really needed a boca steamer dropped on her […]