a person’s vocabulary of emojis
“dude that guy uses the dankest emojis man”
“duh!? have you seen his emojicabulary?”
when you f*ck somebody so hard their moans sound like screams of war tom: did you warf*ck your dog today i heard him from across the hall. mark:yeah i did but don’t tell my cat.
the feeling one gets when a person named brad causes you to feel agitated. brad took forever to pick me up. i’m so f*cking bradgitated right now.
- swordfish d*ld*
the physical embodiment of being f*cked in the *ss by something so hard, it makes your r*ct*m bleed. “f*cking h*ll gary, thanks to your little escapade, we now have gotten the swordfish d*ld* from corporate. good job.”
- mom's private stash
breast milk. baby’s trying to get a squirt of mom’s private stash.