eMOLEy


history teacher with a big mole and no s-x life who lives with her parents and drives a mustang
bob:”dude, i’m gunna fall asleep in emoley’s cl-ss.”
will:”but man, you might have nightmares of that mole, it has a mind of it’s own.”
bob:”dang.”

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