Emonerd


nerd
  /nɜrd/ nurd
–noun slang.
1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd.

emo
  /e-mo/ f-ggot
–noun slang.
1. a depressed f-ggot with no sense of style
2. a p-ssy who cries about everything going against them. bang their heads on walls, cut themselves and finally become road kill.

emonerd
  /e-mo nɜrd/ f-ggy mcf-g
–noun slang.
1. a nerd who is also and emo, believes that they are the greatest of all men kind and just really deserved to be burnt in stake fires. they spend most of their time on the internet convincing how depressing their life is. usually tries to be an attention wh-r- where ever they go.
emonerd: oh why! why must this happen with me only! jiyraiya died! i must go and cut myself

normal person: ….-_-…..
an avid nerd who is just a bit keen. will often send around very stupid jokes, a lot of global messages on irc and msn. if you get some age-old jokes in an email that is obviously p-ssed around to all 30 contacts the idiot has, reply with emonerd
«âm§g»¤ omg!? error: keyboard not attached. press f1 to continue. ¤™
a nerd who is emo for reaons such as:
a)slow connection
b) noobginity
c)missing episodes
stoned: man, my connection is so slow… i’m going to go delete files from the windows folder to relive stress…
petin: you are such a freakin emo nerd

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