emong


a backward gnome.

basically, a little special, or mentally challenged person.
(in the changing rooms of a clothing store. betty is kindly waiting outside to give her opinion on the outfits cal is trying on.)

carol-ann: what top am i trying on first??

betty: i dunno, the curtains shut, i can’t see can i…

carol-ann: i’m not asking you to guess…i’m asking which one i should try on first. you emong.

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