Emopire


a vampire obsessed kid who looks and acts emo. emopires are usually seen with twilight books. these are the “trendy” vampire/emo kids.
emopires shop at hot topic, also called vamptards
guy1: hey check out that ugly goth girl
guy2: thats not a goth girl, thats an emo boy turned vampire, see his twilight novel and fake teeth.
guy1: oh hes an emopire

the emopires are texting each other on what black outfit from hot topic to wear to the vampire movie premier

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