emoployee


1. noun (derogatory). an overly dramatic, emotional, narcissistic and/or self-centered person who has been employed by a company or an individual in exchange for financial or other compensation.

2. an emo with a job.
emoployee: but this task is hard and all of the rest of you are stupid! why does everyone hate me? i’ve been in this industry for over 3 months so i know everything and can do everyone’s job better than they can! what deadline? -cries-

manager: quit your whining and get back to work, emoployee!

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