emosterbating


a word invented by casey which describes what you do when someone says they don’t want to be your partner but continues to act like they do. this causes you ‘play’ with your emotions. by yourself. shamefully.
” she said she likes me but doesn’t want to be my girlfriend, but yesterday when we were watching a movie she kept leaning on me and putting her had on my leg. maybe she really does like me! or maybe she doesn’t..but she might..maybe she’s got trust issues and i just need to be patient. or maybe it’s because..etc,etc.”

“stop emosterbating and eat your pizza”

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