Emotional beer goggles
the tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. it’s more common for women to experience this.
m: why’d you hook up with craig, i thought you said he looked like a baboon’s -rs-?
l: well he’s really funny and cool, and he’s not actually that bad looking after all.
m: sounds to me like you’ve got your emotional beer goggles on.
s: don’t hook up with that guy! he’s disgusting!
e: why not? he’s not bad looking?
s: yes, he’s totally gross! once you get to know him you’ll know what i mean.
e: i don’t have time for your emotional beer goggles, he’s hot and i’m going in.
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