Emotional Sack
the “emotional sack” is a theoretical organ, which can be located anywhere within human anatomy (although primarily in the abdomen). this sack can become inflamed due to a need for attention, presenting with pain and/or swelling to the general location of the sack (with a 17:1 female to male ratio). in extreme cases the sack can rupture causing erratic symptoms in unbalanced patients. finally, the emotional sack atrophy, leaving a once comp-ssionate caregiver with an inhibited sense of empathy (which can sometimes result as cynicism).
-these findings are the culmination of 18 years of medical practice and research by dr. conquistador.-
the patient presented to the er complaining of abdominal pain, it was found that she had an inflamed emotional sack.
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