Emotional Units (EU’s)
emotional units: (also known as eu’s) aggravation, anger, sadness, or rage as measured in non specific units, or as a measure of personal energy. shorthand for a problem or issue that is consuming a lot of attention , usually in a relationship.
“i’m not going to spend emotional units (eu’s) on your ex-boyfriend anymore.”
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