emotional vomit


the response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by b-tching, moaning, and whining about stupid cr-p just for the sake of attention, and not because anything’s really wrong. they’ve just got a case of the -ss, or “poor me” syndrome.

-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
person a: hey, man, how’s life treating you?

person b: oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy… well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something i did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair….. buzz buzz.. b-tch, moan, whine, complain, etc

person a: d-mn! sorry i asked. i’m going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off

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