Emotitard


a type of person who tries to hard to use emoticons and/or makes up an emoticon that is irrelevant to even looking like a facial expression.
(text conversation)

texter-“omg ur like my best friend ever!!!”

emot-tard-“no way 8<>))((”

texter-“nvrmind i don’t tlk to emot-tards”

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