Emowhore


a person who becomes emo just to get laid.
guy- “dude, that girl is a emowh-r-.”
guy2- “yea i heard she pretends to be emo to get laid!”
1.one who loves to wh-r- the emo music.
2.a p-ssy who listens to emo music and is proud of it.
3.one who performs s-xual acts on others while listening to emo.
1.oh my gosh, i think i’m having an -rg-sm to thursday.
2.i listen to dashboard, yellowcard and jimmy eat world! f-ck i’m cool!
3.”yeah yesterday night, i banged my girlfriend to dashboard confessional after my previous girlfriend dumped me.”
molly is gross and ugly and goes out with every guy she sees
boy-hey
molly- hey whats your name
boy-im boy
molly- hey boy wanna go out with me?
boy- sure
2 weeks later molly find a differt boy
molly- maybe we should break up im cheating on you anyways
boy- you ugly emo wh-r-!

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