emowned


1. the status of being pwned (and or owned) and being emo. (e.g. “i am emo. i just got emowned.”)
2. owning an emo kid. (e.g. “i just emowned that jerk.”)
3. any general emoness + ownage (this especially applies to poseur, whiny, emo/scene kids).
subject a: “liek omg…i r soooo sad. let me tattoo nautical stars on my wrists and liek…rock out.”
subject b: “shut up.” -punches emo b-tch- “emowned!”
1 more definition
to be or get owned by an emo.
–emo slaps some guy in face- “you just got emowned!”

–points at es- “ur emowned”

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