Emperor’s Goose
noun. deviant s-xual practice, not an exotic drink. this ancient practice of b-st–lity was limited exclusively to the emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. when the chinese emperor wanted to experience the “most exquisite” s-xual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have -n-l intercourse. the emperor would hold the goose while s-xually penatrating it until the emperor was about to -j-c-l-t-; at which time the emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose’s head. the dying spasms of the goose’s sphincter then would complete the emperor’s deviant — but unique — s-xual ecstacy. chinese goose deviant s-xual ecstacy
you’re lucky that you did not live in ancient china when your incredible stupidity could have made you an emperor’s goose!
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