Employees Remorse
the sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. it is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.
trainer: okies yall now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.
me: oh god what have i done
steven: aha i told you that employees remorse would hit you like a brick.
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