Empty my bag
a euphemisim for ejaculating. the scr-t-m is the bag and it is being emptied of s-m-n.
“tgif, bro. what are doing tonight?”
“nothing much, i think i’m gonna empty my bag and have a nap”
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phrase: situation where a man has an unusually intense -rg-sm, with an unusually large discharge of s-m-n. man: oh! oh! ohhhhhohhhhhohhhh, good golly miss molly! partner: good one? hmmmmmm? man: honey, i’m gonna be empty for a week.
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