empty V
a play on mtv. the kind of television programming that you don’t plan on watching, but find yourself watching when you need to do something else. television programming of no real substance and no educational value. not because of a lack of something to do or motivation to do something else, you wind up watching.
i spent 5 hours watching empty v and didn’t get anything done on those marketing reports.
the state of what was once mtv.
“just watched the hills marathon on mtv!!!1”
“you mean emptyv.”
void of any substance, like slipping into a comma.
last night i was watching mtv and it felt like my mind was going emptyv.
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