emylze


an uglyyy girl who is mean and no one likes. ‘cus she’s so mean to the world.
she likes to lie and is obsessed with squirt and takis.

oh and she’s always pregnant, which is not cute!!!

and i guess she is the greatest friend in the world, hands dowwwn. :d
did you see that pregnant girl drinking squirt? she’s such an emylze!

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