emyrald


emyrald is that crazy girl that sits in the back of the cl-ss and laughs at her own jokes. she falls in love easily then ends up hating their guts. she tends to be ocd about everything, especially her hair and the amount of followers she has. but in the end, everyone loves her.
you’re such an emyrald!

aw! thank you! i think?

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