endarkenment
bringing someone down; the oppisite of enlightenment;
jimmy fallon: ordering breakfast at disney world “i love mickey’s steak and eggs!”
debbie downer: “ever since they found mad cow disease in the us, i’m not taking any chances.”
jimmy fallon: “what?”
debbie downer: “they say it can live in your body for up to three years before it attacks and destroys your brain.”
jimmy fallon: “thank you for the endarkenment.”
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