endorphin walrus
someone who’s intensely, happily sated, such as after great food or s-x, to the point that they can’t do anything more than flop around.
(as used by elsa moriarty in cracked.com’s “the 6 most counterproductive psas of all time”)
“you’re spent after most anything fun, from s-x to exercise to an intense round of mega man 2. that satisfied, post-coital and -foodal period is one of the best parts of the experience — when every desire has been sated, and you’re so happy you can do nothing but flop around like an endorphin walrus.”
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