Engelke
1. noun: a person (male or female) who can finish off an entire 17 inch burrito by himself, plan a perfect escape mid-bank robbery, and chew through curium at critical m-ss, but for the love of him/her struggle greatly with simple tasks such as remembering where he/she put his/her keys.
2. verb: to yell out “killa” in a highly inappropriate place, such as a whole foods or a showing of the movie “constantine”.
3. adjective: an odd, yellowish/green hue.
1. sam: g-d dude, what did i do with my wallet? … you gonna finish that pizza?
bryce: dude, you’re such an engelke
2. carlo: my girlfriend engelked during the chick corea concert yesterday and got us both kicked out
3. matt: ohh, dude. i feel kind of sick.
max: you’re looking a bit engelke, dude. maybe you shouldn’t have eaten that shrimp.
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