Engineer Vision
the phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. the regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.
engineer 1: “hey man look at the fox, she’s a total ten!”
engineer 2: “ya she gives me one hard ren-b.”
regular person: “boys she’s a generous six; quit looking through your engineer vision.”
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