engineering
a college student who majors in this can forget about his life, because there will be no more time to do anything besides study, and then drink to forget how f-cked you are. study and drinking, that’s about it. also, engineers are known to have no sleeping pattern because of numerous all-nighters. there should be an amendment to the const-tution to add an entire point to any engineering student’s gpa, as only then will the scale be fair to everyone.
business major: what’s your major?
engineering major: engineering.
business major: (gets a mental image of engineering major stabbing himself with pencils, not sleeping for 36 hours straight, and failing multiple cl-sses. yet the engineering major is still 4 times smarter than the business major.)
a college major for those who love calculus, physics and pulling all-nighters.
i majored in electrical engineering because it will guarantee a monotonous job if i manage to graduate.
n. a branch of university education. usually taken by students who want a job after graduating.
i want to study engineering!
n. a profession, usually taught in universities as a four-year program. it’s far more rigorous than most other programs available to university students, with the benefit of near-guaranteed employment after graduation. downsides include not being able to get laid and extreme social awkwardness.
arts majors:
look, isn’t that one of those engineering students? man, what a pathetic loser. we’re so much cooler lolol.
engineering student:
it’s this “loser” here that’ll be making 70 grand a year right after graduating. enjoy your degree in cl-ssical literature suckers, it’ll probably qualify you for flipping burgers.
a hard major that results in a good job in the end. only problem is that there aren’t enough girls in engineering.
we need to encourage more girls to take up engineering so that engineering guys can get laid.
the life force of all man kind.
engineering is amazing.
where the n-ble semi-skilled workers execute the vision of those who are able to think and dream.
michael started off college as a physics major but later switched to electrical engineering after realizing he was just not smart enough to ponder the mysteries of the universe in any real meaningful way.
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