England Band
bunch of “loyal” fans, generally regarded as attention-seeking atmosphere-killers employed by the english football -ssociation to play at england matches. home and away. possibly the most infuriating, pointless, mind-numbing collaboration of idiots the world has ever seen. they have an extensive repertoire of four songs, one of which they can’t play properly. their renendition of the “great escape” theme has been going on for about eight years now, it has never once been appropriate. no one likes them anymore, their kitsch, camp appeal died after the first three matches. they have ruined the incredible support england once had, as you can’t sing along to any of their tunes, even if you wanted to. they killed the singing of “three lions”, one of the great footballing anthems, and for that alone they should be arrested. sitting next to them in a match is akin to chinese water torture.
did you enjoy england’s win 7-0 over germany in the world cup final?
no, that p-ssing england band spoiled it again.
drums, trumpet, trombone….
bang, bang, bang, ‘honk’, ‘hoot’ bang bang, bang…….shut up!
load of w-nkers who blow things
ooh ah, ooh ahh ahh, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
set of dedicated football fans who travel the world with their various instruments to get behind the england team.
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