English Arm Wrestling
where two men arm wrestle, but instead of doing the tried and true method of using the right arm they use their p-n-ses. it is an automatic disqualification if either player finishes.
the english civil war was fought over this very game. this game gained popularity during the first world war due to the lack of soccer b-lls and alcohol and was the only deturant that kept the n-z-‘s from invading the british mainland during the second world war.
jonny and enrique and major fruit bags they practice english arm wrestling every nite.
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