english bellows


a cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.

while often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.
“don’t move, i just stoked the fire and i don’t want to give you the english bellows.”

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