english muffin top


a far more severe m-ffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women’s pants creating various nooks and crannies.
there is enough b-tter in that girls english m-ffin top.
when a girl has a m-ffin top as a result of eating too many english m-ffins
by golly, that girl with the english m-ffin top has been eating english m-ffins all day long!

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