english muffin
the act of oral s-x performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin
i heard ru-bear gave her the old english m-ffin last week. it didn’t turn out too well for him.
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an english girl’s p-ssy
keira knightley has a nice english m-ffin.
english men of slight build. often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. a refined gentlemen.
“that bloke you’re seein’ has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby”…”yeah, he is a real english m-ffin”.
1. a term for someone from england, taken from the breakfast food that is the english m-ffin;
2. can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
“are you an english m-ffin?”
“bl–dy tw-t’s a m-ffin.”
a compet-tive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an english m-ffin, trying to -j-c-l-t- s-m-n onto the m-ffin before anyone else does. the last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed m-ffin.
t-head: yo bry, i heard you lost the english m-ffin game last night…you still have some c-m on your lip.
bry: yeah, but the great thing about english m-ffin is that the loser always wins!
a silly british kid who does not understand the american ways.
tom gates is an english m-ffin
someone who is a british b-st-rd or just of british accent.
someone who looks like an english m-ffin
your a gay-ss englishm-ffin.
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