english oven


so after you eat fish and chips for three days straight you sh-t the bed (similar to the dutch oven except with sh-t). trap your partner near the sh-t and smash her head down with your -sshole (similar to a boston pancake but with a face)
for my wife’s annevarsary while sucking my w-nker i gave her the gift of an english oven.

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