English Tea
the act of giving a man a handjob with the pinkie finger extended, as though drinking a cup of tea. alternatively, performing f-ll-t– whilst holding the man’s p-n-s in this manner. drinking the results is optional but strongly suggested.
dude, i walked in on my roommate the other day; his girlfriend was giving him the english tea.
the british slang form of tea bagging,or bl-w j-b, more acurately it is to suck on one mans t-st-cl-s
janine gives me the best english tea
desgusting to the point of suicide
(goes well with krumpets)
“philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!”
“all because of english tea!!!”
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