English teacher

a person who puts more thoughts into a text than the actual author did.
for instance: “the curtains were blue”
what your english teacher thinks: “the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on.”
what the author meant: “the curtains were f-cking blue.”
someone who teaches english cl-ss
1. a good english teacher helps you improve writing, public speaking, spelling, etc. they don’t just make you write essays, they do fun activities too. most english teachers are like this in elementry and middle school.
2. a bad english teacher is someone who forces vocabulary and essays on you and expects you to know how to improve your writing when they say “this paragraph wasnt strong enough”. they also make you over -n-lyze stuff when the author was probably just being straightforward! they may hold a grudge because they were fired for the next year and are moving to south africa. they also hate your cl-ss because they think you dont like him because he is gay when you really dont care!
1. english teacher: ok cl-ss, today we are going to watch a movie of the book we just read and fill out a sheet comparing the two. there is also a worksheet on how to compare books to movies.
2. a.english teacher: you really need to make your writing stronger
student: how can i do that?
english teacher: you can turn it in to me again on sat-rday at 11:59 pm for a 10% grade deduction
b.english teacher: i was surprised that your writing was so good this time. maybe it was a little too good.
student: wtf??
english teacher:i think you used another source for this essay
student: uh, no i wrote this essay
english teacher: please credit secondary sources
c.english teacher: i think you dont take this cl-ss seriously and you make me and my cl-ss into a joke
student: no i spend hours writing my essays for your really hard cl-ss and i dont make fun of the cl-ss, i just make jokes when were not doing anything and theyre not about you or this cl-ss
english teacher: please take this cl-ss more seriously and dont make fun of my poster that says “i dont even think straight” and has a rainbow on it
student: umm… i have never made fun of that (but i could if i wanted to)
d.student: have a nice weekend mr. ______
english teacher: -grunts-
a loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in “cl-ssic” litturature such as the sh-test book on earth catcher and the rye, lord of the flies and the red pony
d-mn i hate my english teacher. today she said that holden’s hat represents the state of humanity. wtf its a freakin hat.
sticker fingers, blind dater who likes bl-w j-bs something called a star six nine for him and her.
english teacher or some other teacher.
didn’t use her own clothing to look good in school or college, copied someone else’s style. likes a bl-w j-b. drinks underage. worries about her boyfriend and other woman and grabs on stuffed things at night. only ever likes her hair long. isn’t conservative and maybe is even a f-cking petafile. her providers must pet her files. talks about who’s she’s -ssociated with to complete strangers. is pushy and demanding. cruel to v-g-n-s and doesn’t care to her own breath.
that english teacher is going to ruin philadelphia please let a male teacher work there instead.