Enjoy Your Free Potatoes
verb. slang: vulgar. to perform oral s-x on a woman.
origin: 21st century united states. due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase “eat your f-ckin’ p-ssy,” it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. using the same first letters of each word in “eat your f-ckin’ p-ssy,” the term “enjoy your free potatoes,” was coined. this way, one can liberally express one’s desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.
note: though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase “eat your f-ckin’ p-ssy,” it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. see examples below.
in a formal environment: ‘if you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma’am, i would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.’
in a casual environment: ‘i can’t believe i enjoyed her free potatoes last night. i need to see a physician immediately.’
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