ennismore

nestled in the quiet but bustling kawarthas, this wondrous hamlet is home to bruce, and at least 7 other people (including bruce’s sister/wife). it his also home of the epic sullivan family whose retail prowess has turned the hamlet into the economic capital of not only the kawarthas, but possibly the entire continent. the people of ennismore, also known as “ennismorons” enjoy curling at the ennismore curling club (also known as the ecc), riding the lochs (aka their cousins), visiting the big city of peterborough and visiting their favorite spot on lake buckhorn “the old agam.” home of the new kirschworld, elliot is the 8th and newest ennismoron. the population of ennismore triples in the summer when kinderlach from the nearby toronto, montreal, etc make the trek up to moshava (pr-nounced mah-shah-vah). moshava, and its fertile “crops” are kept during the year by the incredible vince along with his sidekick caleb, whose catchphrase “welcome to moshava, eh?” living in a shack on moshava proper, he built b5 and g3 in the same hour, before going waterskiing on buckhorn. we wish vince and his wife karen continued success in the future.

ennismore facts:
98% of families were already families
2% of ennismorons have heard bruce tell his entire life story.
98% have heard him say it twice
the original 2% tuned out and began listening to “cat scratch fever”
ennis, ennis, ennismore, is the place we all adore.