Ensurance Beer


the extra beer you bring to a party to ensure you will have enough to get yourself drunk.

commonly misspelled as “insurance beer.”
guy 1: well i’ve got this 12-pack for myself, but i don’t know if it’ll be enough
guy 2: grab some ensurance beer, better safe than sorry.

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