Entice-a-roni


a sarcastic term used to describe the process in which an individual attempts to impress a potential mate by preparing a just-add-water style meal from a box while dressing it up to look like a made from scratch dinner. this is a common phenomenon among individuals that have little or no cooking skill, but lack the common sense to order in when bringing home a date.
steve: “my girlfriend is coming over, i’m gonna cook for her.”

bob: “you can’t cook for sh-t, steve.”

steve: “i’ll make one of those quick oven bake dinners and add a little garnish to the side. she’ll never know the difference.”

bob: “what, you’re gonna impress her with a box of entice-a-roni? man you’re a cheap–ss moron, order some chinese.”

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