Envirobro
a bro who adopts “green” lifestyle to justify his consumer behavior. typically apolitical the envirobros are “green” trendy shopping at rei, patagonia, farmers markets, and anything else that shows he cares about fashion and the environment. he loves festivals and outdoor sports like stand up paddle boarding, slack lines, dog jump, kayaking, mountain biking, etc.
“the envirobros are doing sup with your pup on the river today.”
“that envirobro put a slack line between two ferns at the fest.”
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