enwhitened


knowing a lot about caucasian people and/or their culture
– yo ‘sup marcus, where you been at all day n-gg-?
– check it jamal, steve’s been teaching me all about organic gardening! i feel so enwhitened!
1. factually well-informed of white society, tolerant of alternative white opinions, and guided by culturally white thought.

2. privy to or claiming a sense of spiritual or religious revelation of truth.

3. one who has reached full enwhitenment – the state of total white bliss – only achieved at country clubs and gated communities with white servants.

also see “whiteousness”
the enwhitened man stepped from his prius, ignored the homeless beggar and stepped into his 1pm yoga-for-dads cl-ss to align his prana flows prior to the stressful meeting where he’d have to lay off another 10 workers to satisfy upper-middle management.
having your own racist version of knowledge and insight
“rather i should die a thousand times, and see old glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds”
a cl-ssic example of enwhitened thought

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