Enwhitenment


(noun)

the mental and emotional state of a disenfranchised, ethnic immigrant man living in the usa after he finally hooks up with a hot white girl.
bystander 1: who is that?

bystander 2: who?

bystander 1: over there. that calm soul sitting, meditating beneath the pine tree.

bystander 2: ah! that is amin.

bystander 1: who is he? he looks so peaceful and at one with the world around him.

bystander 2: yes he is. in fact he is a state of enwhitenment. he is the enwhitened.

bystander 1: i see. how did it happen?

bystander 2: i don’t know. there are so many legends. some say it was at a frat party. some say it was in the backseat of his taxi. i’ve heard one version that he met her on okcupid. there are many schools of thought.

bystander 1: indeed, there are always disagreements on these things.

bystander 2: indeed, thus is the folly of man.

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