Eoin

is a tower of strength. well born individual. is always right on every subject. never hesitates and is never lost.

is good looking with great hair and knows how to please a woman or many women at once
man, i wish my name was eoin
someone with a humongous p-n-s. is a tower of strength. has dark hair and tanned skin. extemely intelligent and kind and gets on with everyone. you are very lucky if you know an eoin. other guys are very jealous of him as all girls are attracted to him. knows how to please a woman or many women. people named eoin are referred as the king of all g-ds.
man, i wish i was an eoin.

he’s always has the best looking girls
name of a guy who is ok i guess
john: hey who’s that?
bob: that’s eoin
john: what’s he like?
bob: he’s alright
one of a m-ss of people with the same name who all have the tendency to hate one another, due of course to the shared name. even they think we should start killing off some of the eoins, for there are far too many around…
there are too many eoin’s around, what do you say we… dispose of… a few of them?
dirty, blonde haired (comma optional) guy from ireland. plays guitar in repeat. is known for terrible jokes. had dreadlocks and height deficiency now has dreadlock deficiency and height.
“wheelchairs are fun, especially when youve just pushed the owner out of them.”

“what are you talking about? equality? you’re a woman for a reason, now where’s my food?”
a white, blonde, boy with blue eyes who used to have dreadlocks and insists he is black. he plays guitar in a little band called repeat. he is the most racist and prejudiced person in the world. he is also a fan of hobbling.
typical quotes:

“hahahaha!!! look at that black, gay, jewish, midget woman!!!”

“i’ll get you rathmines!!!”