ephed


n. the situation created by allowing a semesters worth of work to acc-mulate; so much so that the feat of trying to accomplish it all over the course of the midterms/finals week is deemed physically impossible.
bobby: hey timmy, are you going to the bar tonight?
timmy: nah man, i have two papers due tuesday and wednesday on books i haven’t read and a take-home final due thursday on a text-book i never bought.
bobby: wow, timmy, you’re ephed.

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