ephemelous


(adj.) the deep, shameless sense of satisfaction you get out of reading an fml (at fmylife.com), possibly because fmls give you hope that there are people out there whose life sucks more than yours.

(adv.) ephemelously
today, i woke up in the morning to great ephemelous joy when i read the fml of a guy who sniffed his own underwear and had an instant hard-on. efemel

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