Epic Failtacular
the most epic fail possible. this is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.
this fail stands alone at the very top of the fail scale:
(win,
loss,
fail,
epic fail,
failtacular,
epic failtacular)
this is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.
1). incorrect: steve: dude, i totally picked up a hot girl last night.
matt: that’s an epic wintacular.
correct: steve: dude. i just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
matt: that’s great man.
steve: yeah, except for the fact that when i woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
matt: dude, epic failtacular.
steve: yeah, i know.
2). steve: hey dude, i got hannah montana tickets for next weekend.
matt: epic failtacular.
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