Epic Fap Fairy


the epic fap fairy is an elusive (and possibly non-existent) magical creature that lurks on teh internets, waiting to cyber with you on anonymous chat sites.

not to be confused with your standard camwh-r-, eff is the perfect imaginary girl. she’s ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.

be warned, you should never ask the epic fap fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.
stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her b–bs
you: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
you: you’ll never see her
you: if anyone does, she’ll stop existing forever!
you: srsly.
you: o_o

Read Also:

  • Equals Three

    stylized as =3, this popular youtube web show is hosted by ray william johnson, a guy living in nyc that looks like a midget racc–n with guido hair. ray william johnson hosts it and -n-lyzes (usually making fun of) three viral web videos, and then concludes the show with a question from a usually random […]

  • hungburnt

    combination of hungover and sunburnt, usually as a result of excellent drinking session. what a wicked sesh bro! yeah i know, but i’m totally hungburnt today though! what’s that mean? shut up mate.

  • Palin poon

    a mysterious abyss that mccain has plunged into one too many times. but quite frankly, its the only useful feature of her. guy 1: dude! i just got some palin poon! guy 2: i’m so sorry.

  • Pomising

    stems from ‘pompous’. a statment that means you are proud of yourself i picked up with a hot babe last night. pomising!!!

  • Inverted Weggie

    this happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your -n-s as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank. i was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.


Disclaimer: Epic Fap Fairy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.