Epic Lee-ahhf


another way of saying “epic fail”
for people smart who realise how god d-mn annoying that statment actually is, say it backwards!
if you replace fail with lee-ahhf you are different from the rest, and therefore you are more awesome in general.
my wormy tail got trodden on today and i bailed big time. epic lee-ahhf!

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