Epic Long


a synonym to the word epic fail. can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
longistic: “i can’t believe they just called me to do a quickdraw at quakecon and i forgot to bring my ticket stub. i could have won $2,000.”

rest of world: “we can no longer call this an epic fail. it is now called epic long!”

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