Epic Mafia


a site where the objective is to spam the most in a chatroom, create make-believe friends over the internet, and compose bullsh-t theories about a game where a majority of victory is based on luck. known for p-ssers who usually rage like h-ll, because points in an online game are all that they have in their miserable existence. this usually contributes to people committing suicide and/or falling into a coma and turning into a vegetable.

birthplace of online gonorrhea.
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